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Hi I'm Kevin Carlyon, The High Priest of British White Witches (NOT WICCAN). On the night of September 6th and 7th I am performing a ritual on the shores of Loch Ness to try to invoke the Spirit of Nessie, first in a seance, second with a ouija board and thirdly in an Invocation by Earth Magic (Witchcraft).Should these fail, as I believe Nessie is a ghost and for a short time can become a solid creature, I am looking for a peace of human bait to willingly help me. The person should be female, aged between 18 -25 and not be scared to be tied to a stake in the waters of Loch Ness. The person will be safe at all times unless gobbled up by Nessie. The person will be adorned in vegetables in case the creature is vegetarian!
Now here is the snag! The person should be fit, not smoke or take drugs and be pretty and petite (bite size) but also a VIRGIN.
The whole event will be streamed live on the internet exclusively by Nessie on the Net www.lochness.co.uk
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